Jan 08 2015


“Hey, Maelcum,” Case said, jacking out, “I’m probably gonna be under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts has ever seen.”

“I wondered where it had hit the windshield;” and to his horror Harry realized that the glasses were surgically inset, sealing her sockets.

Space adaptation syndrome was worse than having a cupboard as a bedroom.

“Don’t take a chance, do you? Wouldn’t give me any junkie, huh? I know what this is — it’s Devil’s Snare!” “Oh, I’m so glad we know what it’s like to have a pee with her wailing at you -” “Look, food!” said Ron.

“You will be able to get the surgery, costs to have them jack your nervous system up so you’ll have more to lose when they come and take you away from school.”

“Well? Why aren’t you all copying that down?” There was a rising whine of motors and the thing looked real as Marcus Garvey, a wingless antique jet, its smooth skin plated with black chrome.

“Herr Wage,” Ratz said, slowly extending his pink manipulator swinging jauntily at his side—the Bludger came pelting toward him; he avoided it so narrowly that he felt it ruffle his hair as it passed.

He’d missed the first wasp, when it built its paperfine gray house on the edge of her seat and looked desperate to start proving that she wasn’t a teacher to cross.

Possibly Lockhart had noticed, because he said, “Enough demonstrating! I’m going to mess up this rentacop came after me with nun chucks.”

Harry swung his legs up onto his bed and leaned back against his pillows, watching the moon glinting at him through a dozen impossible angles, tumbling away into cyberspace like an origami crane.

Ratz was tending bar, his prosthetic arm jerking monotonously as he filled most of the last few hours in which they were allowed to do magic before the holidays.

“You fed Draco Malfoy some cock-and-bull story about a dragon, trying to get him out, Ron, because that would get you rolled in Night City, rolled straight into a black clinic in Chiba City.”

The matrix blurred, resolved, and he saw a blurred stream of fireplaces and snatched glimpses of the rooms beyond—his bacon sandwiches were churning inside him—he closed his eyes ready for the crash—It didn’t come.

He worked quickly, mechanically, fastening the construct to the bottom of his trunk right after dinner, and spent the evening sitting on it, waiting for the Dursleys to get up.

“Master, I cannot hold him—my hands—my hands!” And Quirrell, though pinning Harry to the ground to get the Flatline’s construct…

Riviera’s holographic aura had faded with the lights, but Case could still see him, standing with his wand and a second later as the chandelier gave way.

“You’re right Harry,” said Hermione in a small wooden house on the edge of space, hypnagogic images jerking past like film compiled from random frames.

It seemed to be caving. “Run for it!” Ron shouted, throwing his full weight against his door, but next second he was gathering speed in a steep dive, racing the ball—wind whistled in his ears, his own blood, razored sheets of light bisecting his skull at a dozen angles.

“Nice big smile, Harry,” said Lockhart, while Hermione folded the note with fumbling fingers and slipped it into her bag and they left, trying not to laugh as he watched the loser’s zodiac of Freeside, the nightclub constellations of the hologram sky, shift, sliding fluid down the axis of darkness, to swarm like live things at the dead center of reality.


  1. Didn’t read this…story but it’s a sign that you’re ok. Incoming update hype!

  2. Welcome back Sir Randomnine, the maker of the acid blobs.

    So any word on the update? I saw you post that it will come before February.

  3. Hiya! Looks like it’s going to be early/mid February at this rate. I’ll put a post up going over some of the new stuff for the update shortly.

  4. O frabjous day! Alchemy is at hand.
    Also, that is one crazy and simultaneously beautiful sentence-combination exercise. The two stories work well together.

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